When Life Hands You Lemons

...Give them back as they are not yours. Having a really bad time in my life here. I try not to show it and I hope I am a good actress. The only person that I talk to is Danny he gives me awesome advice. PS. Danny I did read your blog so stop asking!

                                           Wednesday

So I can't really remember when one day passes and another one ends. I know we did badminton and I was totally crap and got wrong for lying on the floor shouting "beat the bad in minton" I also got a 'mini detention' for not rolling my sleeves down. Apparently saying they 'flew up' does not count as an excuse.   Everyone has there own crap to deal with. 

Thursday

At least PE was fun. I was really crap at table tennis though. I had business somewhere in Thursday. Lorenzo saw my anger. Actually I just wrote that sentence and thought: Did she see my anger? Well she didn't say anything. And went on and on about how I should do some work. yada yada yada bore. 

Friday

So I had to go in Bag's and Tika's form for PD because my form teacher wasn't in on the morning. I ended up doing ALL the work whilst they talked about 1 direction. Then we hard boring lessons until ICT. I wished I sat in that seat all time I had a right laugh. Then I got home had a McDonalds and hung at Kay's house. 

5/11/12 & 6/11/12

5/11/12

We had an science exam today. I did fucking shit. Why can't they just put me in for the foundation. I know I'm going to fail after answering two parts of one question. There were 60 marks on it. Then Soe got head-butted  It all happened really fast. Soe's quite tall so this lass had to jump then whack her head. Which she failed at because she only hit her in the mouth. I was behind Soe when it happened and whilst Sum was screaming at this lass. I was looking at Soe's mouth. The gap between her two teeth was bleeding and her tongue was cut. I told her to go and see the teacher as she could choke on her own blood.
 

6/11/12

Oh no. I got kinda pissed of today on the news I heard. I would tell you but my mates are probably reading this so I won't mention it. And mine, Lorenzo's and Kay's science glass test tube smashed believe me I literally nearly crapped my pants as I was holding the other test tube and I NEARLY dropped that one but luckily I didn't. Although because I was the closest I got some glass in my hand. Note: thanks guys for making me clear it up nearly all by myself. Kay helped but Lorenzo did nothing. EEEEEESH

The 2nd 3rd & 4th Of Nov

 

2ND.
Went skateboarding all day today with my mates. Yes they got cocky and they pushed me off a couple of times. But that's our joke. We have races and its neck and neck and they give me a push on  my shoulder and I fall off. Quite funny actually.



3RD.
Went to the town. I fell over a shoe rack. Sydney said she cant take me anywhere when she said that I fell onto the escalator. The lads were laughing their arses off. As she was going on and on. Then we went into Primark just too see my sister.  It went a little something like:
Sis: What the hell are you doing here?
Me: Shoppin'
Sis: I picked this job because its one of the shops you dont like to come in
Me: I just missed you.
Sis: Course. Now get out.
Me: Say it nicely. (her manager coming towards us)
Sis: Thank-you for shopping at Primark -you bitch (the last part was in whispers) After that shop been really successful I went to see my other sister who works in Poundland.
Me: Yo sista (I don't know why I said it like that)
Sis: Tell your mam to lend me some money.
Me: (confused) But she's your mam too!
Sis: Yeh but she can be all yours when you come down.
Me: ugh. Can you say it now?
Sis: Oright would you like any of these chocolates on offer?
Me: No.
Sis: Here's your bag and thanks for coming to poundland have a nice day. I have my sisters well trained don't I?



                                                       4TH
My sister who works at poundland came over for her dinner with her fiancée Micky and their kid Lexi and her cabbage patch doll, Amy. We were watching F1 on the TV talking about what exam grades everyone got. When my sis butts in and says Micky's son, Josh is targeted for A*s. A very wrong time to be drinking at that moment. I literally spat all the drink out of my mouth in laughter.
Sis: Whats so funny?
Me: What? I mean. Nothing.
Sis: Say what you were going too say
Me: Erm. Just because I have low targets.