6/9/12

So today isn't better. Made to go to school really early because my dad was going to work. I had GCSE PE  (theory) first and it was rubbish. But my second lesson was the practical of GCSE PE which was much better. We did Netball, its surprising how many popular people know your name to get the ball. Didn't really learn anything but got a lot of homework today. English was actually fun we had to invent something that's something that does nothing. Then write a poster trying to sell it. Which was in my book because its like been a con man isn't it? Stayed in the diner for dinner we were all there except Sum she was with Kef. She missed a lot of fun though. Bag shouted out something to do with a penis (I cant remember now) and a teacher was right behind her. She was like
" Sorry I was daydreaming!" Humm about what? Actually I dont want to know. Anyway when I got home I went out for a meal then surfed the web listening to Blink182 actually I found this fact:
"Psychologists says a crush only lasts for 4 months - when feelings last longer, you are considered to be "in love". Thought it was a nice thing to end on.

5/9/12

Got up at 10 to 10 realised I'm at school at 11. So I rush around. Meaning being on Facebook. Then I get dropped at school. To get a
"Put your tie on NOW!" from a teacher. I had'nt even got out the car. Little hint saying "Chill" to a teacher annoys them. Huh. Oh well. She said because its the first day she'l let it slide. What the hell? It was one word. Some people are sooo over the top. So when I finally got from the teachers grip I went to see "the dudes" yes I've re nicknamed my mates it sounds better like that. Saying "mates" sounds like your up their arse. Then the same teacher shouted for been late. Has she got nothing better to do. So we walk up to find the doors not opened. Yep of course were late. Not. So we get the boring talk in the hall. Without my dark humour my dudes and I would of fell asleep. So we went to forms. Then got dinner. Then got two boring lessons. The last one was Math. booooooo. We already got homework at least I'm sitting next to Sum and Tika. My big hate is at the start of the year all the teachers giving you the talk
 "Now your in Year 10" and I'm  like -_- "fuck you" I mean they call you Year 10 because they dont give a shit to learn your name. We bother to learn yours and write on the stupid front page your name. I mean come on its my book!

3/9/12 & 4/9/12

Monday- Painted a chair. All day. Then watched Bad Education on catch up because I missed the last one.

Tuesday- Went swimming with my cousin, my auntie, my gran and my second cousin it was good but the slide wasn't open so I was pretty bored just swimming.

2/9/12 PART 2

Continued... (from 1/9/12 PART 1) Read to understand!

So we went back to Rigwood House for the party on the night after we booked into the hotel next door. We got there and it was full of life. I left my dad and Cleo and went to play footie. Then they all called us up dor the first dance. Sally said that Brad could'nt dance they ended up practising for 3 hours. Whilst we all came in  our requests came in (Sally asked us 5 months ago for our fav songs) I said for a joke "What's my age again" by Blink182 and Sally actually put it in! So everyone was rocking out just before the first dance I was getting loads of knuckle punches after. The first dance by the way was really good.

Then we chilled for a bit until it was time to cut the cake. It was 3 tiers and upside down. Brad hammered on the table with the knife to get everyone's attention and put a cut in a real expensive table. They cut the cake and left the knife in and walked away. Then for the rest of the night everyone got up and danced and I mean everyone! We all got pulled up. Throughout the night I danced with Bacon, Sally, Brad, Gracie, Faye Catherine, Lucy, Sarah, Sarah's girlfriend (I cant remember her name), Carrie, Rob and lots of others.

Carrie & Rob. There awesome!   Gracie & Faye. At the blessing.   Lucy and Felicity.

I was dancing with Carrie most of the time. She dropped her wine glass and it smashed all over the carpet. The waiter flew out of no-were to clean it up. Quick service. Then Bacon and some other lads give Sarah a kings chair and nearly tipped her all the way round. Then I danced with Rob and he picked me up! Me and Rob talked after he said:

"So what do you do when your not at weddings?"

"Play on Xbox, Laptop, PS3 and go to school -_-" - me

"School huh? What do you do there?"

"Erm. Work?" - me

"Must suck."

"Totally." - me

"Let me give you a tip if you go to uni. The first year you can just get fucked then second year work hard."

"I'll keep that in mind" - me

Was he a bit drunk? Meh. About 3 hours later there was this big queue for the toilet. And I was waiting there with all Brad's mates but Brad wasnt there. They were fighting each other for the toilet (because there was 2) they wouldn't let Rob go in.

 So he ran for the one at the corridor and so did all of the others and they ended up going into the toilet together with a camera. I will upload more photo's of the wedding when I get my IPod back!

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2/9/12 PART 1

Woke up and made waffles in a waffle maker. They didn't taste that nice. Then we got ready and went to Rigwood house. On our way there there was someone doing a three point turn in the middle of the road holding up traffic.

"What a dickhead!" Cleo said. Turn's out it was Rob the best man. He stopped beside us

"Nice day isnt it? Well were just going to get some stuff from the shop. We forgot. The blessing starts in 5 minuets. Oh well see you there!"

Lots of traffic was held up behind us both. There were a lot of car horns and shouting but Rob didnt care.

Which is very posh and only lets wedding venues into it if its themed like the last one they hosted was "the mad hatter wedding" but you wont find out about Brad and Sally's  theme yet. This is were the blessing and the party is held as the registry was yesterday (see last blog) Sally came down the staircase in her dress and met Brad half way to get photo's and the blessing. The blessing was short. Then the renewal of the vows which is a bit naff seeing's how they got married yesterday the vows shouldn't be that old! Then the head bridesmaid Lucy (Sally's sister in blue on left) read a poem which she couldn't finish because she was crying so much. Rob (the best man on right in suit) had to help.

We chilled and played footie down the bottom of the field me and Sarah were the only girls. Sarah puts all the tomboys I know to shame. She is like the ultimate tomboy not scared of anything! The theme was the seaside because we are close to it and most of Brad & Sally's memories are there. So for the twist we got paper seagulls (so when people threw them it was like stealing your chips) and for food I've give it away we had fish and chips. Vegetable curry for vegans. I forgot to mention I sat at the head table!

 Then for after's we had ice cream in a cone. Sally tried really hard to make the theme seaside ish.  When you got your fish and chips a piece of neatly cut newspaper was below it. Sally really tried hard. Then we got the speeches. Sally's dad was first and it was really short. So was Brad's who was next but then it was Rob's. Someone shouted:

"Oh my god. How long's Rob's going to be?" Then people started talking. DING DING DING (bell ringing)

"Its your time your wasting!" Rob said trying to sound as much as a teacher as possible. More laughing.

"Can I start? Well, I have a thirty minuet speech then if you want we can have a fifteen minuet infinitival and then the slideshow."

"We'll skip the bloody intival so get on with it I need a wee!" Someone shouted. His speech was the best best man speech I've heard and I've been to lots of weddings. It was so funny everyone laughed at least once and I laughed even more than that. Sally stood up and said favours and handed out presents for all the work the head bride and the best man did. She also said to fill our boots for the sweet stall they've set up outside the room for favours. We got some and walked to our hotel (which is just down the road) Rushpool Hall and got changed.

PART 1: FINISHED

PART 2: Party!

1/9/12

Well I'm all packed its been a rush this morning because my niece and my sister are going away too. Not to the wedding no, there going to Scotland with there mates. My mam said she's glad she's getting some peace! My dad picks me up and gets me out of the mad house and we get the bus from Hartlepool and Cleo picks us up from Middlesbrough to drive us in her pink car to Redcar (see what I did there?) (a little bit of Geography for you)

We got to her house and got dressed quickly. Then had to speed (with the roof down) to the registry office. (wupz! should explain myself. My dad's girlfriend Cleo's son is getting married. He's called Brad and the bride's called Sally) Even though we wernt even late.We sat down and waited which seemed like AGES. I'm really impatient. Sally looked awesome!

We got up to the "if anyone knows any reason why these two must not be married speak now!" Rob (the best man) Sarah (the guitar player) both put there hand up for a joke and we all burst into laughter. But the woman didnt notice. We got to the ring bit. And Rob said:

"Shit, there's a hole in my pocket!"

"Good job I put it in my top pocket hahaa"

I think that was the funniest registry office ever.

Then we drove to the band stand to see them get there pictures took. We went back to Cleo's and chilled for a bit. Then got ready and went to this lovely restaurant (which you had to order a 2 month before you went so they could get the best shipped in) The table was 14 seats long I was at the end and Rob was down the other. You had to shout just to hear them. And we did it was such a laugh. I got fillet steak, well done and it was gorgeous! Everyone was looking at Sally's ring and taking photo's of each other. It was the best night. Everyone was craking jokes. Cleo went outside and was sitting on a Clio car. It was funny even though it doesnt seem funny when reading! :)

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29/8/12 + 30/8/12

Wed-

 Minded Oliver then went to ASDA to pick Louise up. Then Angie dropped me off to see my mates. We hung out for a bit then went to KFC. Then went in to town to see my other sister who said I should go to the library and study. 

 

Thurs- 

Stayed in and got called a "lunatic" by my sister Angie who is 26 for writing what and how I want my room cleaned. Then sticking it on the door so my mam can clean my room when I go out. But a minuet later she said:

"Oh yeah and mam? Will you do the same for me when I go away tommorow?" Well well WTF is all I can say! Oh and I found her photo in my sock draw. weeeird.