Woke
up and made waffles in a waffle maker. They didn't taste
that nice. Then we got ready and went to Rigwood house. On our way
there there was someone doing a three point turn in the middle of the
road holding up traffic.
"What
a dickhead!" Cleo said. Turn's out it was Rob the best man. He
stopped beside us
"Nice
day isnt it? Well were just going to get some stuff from the shop. We
forgot. The blessing starts in 5 minuets. Oh well see you there!"
Lots
of traffic was held up behind us both. There were a lot of car horns
and shouting but Rob didnt care.
Which
is very posh and only lets wedding venues into it if its themed like
the last one they hosted was "the mad hatter wedding"
but you wont find out about Brad and Sally's theme yet.
This is were the blessing and the party is held as the registry was
yesterday (see last blog) Sally came down the staircase in her dress
and met Brad half way to get photo's and the blessing. The blessing
was short. Then the renewal of the vows which is a bit naff
seeing's how they got married yesterday the vows shouldn't be
that old! Then the head bridesmaid Lucy (Sally's sister in blue on
left) read a poem which she couldn't finish because she was
crying so much. Rob (the best man on right in suit) had to help.
We
chilled and played footie down the bottom of the field me and Sarah
were the only girls. Sarah puts all the tomboys I know to shame. She
is like the ultimate tomboy not scared of anything! The theme was the
seaside because we are close to it and most of Brad & Sally's
memories are there. So for the twist we got paper seagulls (so when
people threw them it was like stealing your chips) and for
food I've give it away we had fish and chips. Vegetable curry
for vegans. I forgot to mention I sat at the head table!
Then
for after's we had ice cream in a cone. Sally tried really hard to
make the theme seaside ish. When you got your fish and chips a
piece of neatly cut newspaper was below it. Sally really tried hard.
Then we got the speeches. Sally's dad was first and it was
really short. So was Brad's who was next but then it was Rob's.
Someone shouted:
"Oh
my god. How long's Rob's going to be?" Then people started
talking. DING DING DING (bell ringing)
"Its
your time your wasting!" Rob said trying to sound as much as a
teacher as possible. More laughing.
"Can
I start? Well, I have a thirty minuet speech then if you want we can
have a fifteen minuet infinitival and then the slideshow."
"We'll
skip the bloody intival so get on with it I need a wee!" Someone
shouted. His speech was the best best man speech I've heard and I've
been to lots of weddings. It was so funny everyone laughed at least
once and I laughed even more than that. Sally stood up and said
favours and handed out presents for all the work the head bride and
the best man did. She also said to fill our boots for the sweet stall
they've set up outside the room for favours. We got some and walked
to our hotel (which is just down the road) Rushpool Hall and got
changed.
PART
2: Party!
No comments:
Post a Comment