None of MY business

Moo, 

So the last time I updated was in March sometime. Can you believe I tell myself every day after school to go an update? I have the crown to procrastination. I wouldn't be doing this now if it wasn't for a supply teacher in Business studies. GET THE NAME OF THE TITLE NOW? :D I also have an excuse to not update for the next week because I'm going to be in Turkey!

So what has gone on during my life is SIMS. The game has taken over my life. I think I spend at least five hours a day on it and if I'm not playing on Sims, I'm watching Sims. I have just ordered Sims 3 University Life and I can’t obtain my excitement. So this You Tuber called Sims3Loser shows us when he’s playing with Uni Life and its amazing! He’s so funny. I suggest you check him out.

So the lessons finished now and I'll update it when I get home.  I also have read my friend Kay's blog and it was so funny! I forgot to tell you guys about the funniest day ever. Maybe I'll blog it tomorrow   But if you can't wait...... check it Kay's POV out: http://chordkenny41.blogspot.co.uk/

Chicken Nugget Failure

    The title was weird indeed, but that was just to capture your attention. Which I hope I have caught up, in a net. We had PE first today and I was put in a team away from my friends, but that didn't stop me playing! So racing through the day we got everyone on our table at dinner which I thought deserved a cheer so please wherever your reading this now please scream out:
"THE TABLE WAS'NT SQUASHED!!!!"
You needed to do that. So after a boring maths test we got to leave. We walked to Kay's so she could get ready and grab her skateboard. (mines the white darkstar, hers is the yellow fish Tony Hawk and Sum's is my old alien in the middle) Then we got on the bus into town. Me and Sum still in our uniforms of course.


 So in town we wondered around looking for Warren James (the jewellery shop) but we couldn't find it. So we were walking to go outside and I spotted it, and I felt accomplished! So whilst Sum was getting her mam some earrings, Kay went to get her glasses sorted so I stayed with Sum and was saying really loudly:
"Would you like them gift wrapped?" -woman
"I think your GIRLFRIEND would like them gift wrapped." - me
*girl looks weirdly at Sum*
*mission accomplished*
Then Kay went off to skate with some mates and me and Sum went to get a McDonalds and the guy who served me took ages working the counter and ages getting me my food. I'd asked for a large chicken nugget meal but he brings me a chicken mayo sandwich. I tell him that's not what I said. I repeat myself. Then HE GOES AND POURS THE DRINK AWAY! And gives me a happy meal and a refund and no apology? I didnt ASK FOR A HAPPY MEAL either. But I took it and walked away.

After McDonalds we were making fun of the 'geek' t-shirts in Primark when I realise I left my bag in McDonalds. So we run back in the snow with McFlurrys and I start complaining for snow going in it then realise. What am I talking about its cold anyway! So I run upstairs McDonalds and there's only guys from my GSCE PE  class. So they all recognised me and I LOOKED like I was going to start rubbing their legs I felt under the table for my bag and ran out. Embarrassing! Then had to do more running for the bus. I wonder what they are going to say to me in our lesson tomorrow at school?

P.S Even worse. Whilst Sum was in the card shop Kay shouted one of them and hid.

The girl who didn't keep her promise

The title sounds like a name for a book. But its not its just a sentence that sums up me. I have the memory span of a goldfish (which is two seconds) (the fish is biting its toe)



I am easily side tracked and originally I was going to write this three hours ago but then I noticed I had to check twitter first and I had a DM so I was like "NO! Now I'm going to be hooked." and I was converted into a twitter bird, and I'm currently typing with my beak.

So when I haven't updated you haven't missed much just a few exams and gastroenteritis (trust me, you glad you didn't catch that over the viruses on your computer) That was supposed to be a joke but it didn't go well. The infection is what the queen had. I felt very special adding in - that's what the queen had. For like a matter of fact way. You see me and the queen are best buddies and she couldn't keep the disease away from me. (haha lie) I wish I knew the queen- personally.


Anyway gastroenteritis caused me three days of school where I was throwing up and a whole weekend too. The doctor said I couldn't eat anything for 3 days. Luckily he didn't know my dad took me to KFC strait after the appointment.

Today we had to decide where we want to go for work experience. I really want to go to Pets at home. If none of my friends will go to the one in Sunderland with me. I'll just live with my mam down Hartlepool for a week and work at the Pets at Home there as its much bigger. Sum was joking on about how I won't be able to catch a fish when the customer wants one. Its okay. I'll just look after THEM instead not the smelly customers. You know go for a early morning swim in the fish tanks keep them company. I'd be fired the next hour probably.

Friiiiiiiiday!

So. I kinda broke my promise. But not really. Because nothing really happened on them days. Also I'm too lazy to wrack my brain. Friday's usually the worst day for lessons and its got worse today! As I have to do extra math in my own time. She only cares us getting C's mean she keeps her job. Anyway I got out of the of the most boringness lesson ever, and dried my tears in McDonald's. (jk I didn't cry) Then had to get ready  to go to Lorenzo's early not birthday thingy party! It was awesome. It was a hat themed night so I wore an Australian hat. Also named the lucky hat when we were killing monkeys. - don't ask! We had pizza's and Sundae's on a Friday. Likkle joke there. Thought you wouldn't laugh! :D

Laughing Disease?!

So I brought cupcakes into school today for English. Not for anything to do with that subject just so we could eat whilst learning. I think it made us a bit hyper. Well Saz locked the door with the teacher outside and she got really wrong but it was really funny! Then Soe asked for a name for a little girl (to put in her story) and Kay didnt hear what she said just the girl part. So she said:
"Agnes"
Then we all just burst into fits of laughter for a around 10 minuets. If one of us stopped laughing then we'd just shout:
"Agnes Brown!"
and we'd all be hysterics. Soon after we stopped laughing and I looked up at Kay and she didn't say anything but we just burst into laughter again. We were laughing whilst Saz took a drink so she kind of did the spit thing and it went all over Kay! Then she dropped her bottle of water all over the floor and we were at it again, laughing. Because Saz had 'pissed' herself all on the seat, Kay, Kay's chair and floor. So she got wrong for it and was made to get paper towels. She acts like she's a lesbian. I mean that in a nice way of course. But like today for instance. We were walking down the stairs and she was annoying Kay so Kay said:
"(something about Kay's arse)" -Kay
"Lift your skirt up then!" - Saz
Lots of randomers heard too. Also she pulled Kay's tie (swot knot) but she grabbed her shirt too so it looked like she was trying to pull her top off. She also said something else in English but I can't remember.

PWNED is on the phone! :D

Starting now by updating.......
I had math and totally PWNED the teacher. I wasn't listening as usual and she said my name. I jumped out my skin because I was in my dreamland [which will not be revealed] Then she butted in. She wasnt repeating her question. So I just said what I thought I heard. My exact words were:
"So you divide that thing on that and its 3/8's?" - Me
"No, Thats the answer for the next question!" - Her
I felt amazing and proud. And to this moment I don't know why. We then had the funniest break ever! We were inside and some of the lads outside were scaring us by throwing snowballs at the windows. The were also throwing them in when the door opened. Sum was mostly the target for them. Unfortunatly some of us (girls) turned on each other by putting snow down each others tops. [eeeeshhh]. Then one of the lads opened the other door (double doors) [only one of them opens unless you unlock it] [durrr] and they threw snowballs in. Kay was leaning on that door and as soon as they opened it she ran round the corner to the stairs. So the snowball meant for Kay hit Max instead.

Updatey

So I've been neglecting you guys! Not literally of course. But I mean I haven't updated. Don't compare me to blogs like Danny's that updates every five minuets. I know I have some of my viewers from him but I'm not like that. Anyway. Don't know how to do this. I havent updated since new year so I'll give you a few things you missed! (or I didnt write down!)

• Me and Kay were practicing skateboarding on her board she got for christmas and my shitty old one. (after christmas)
• She fell off. (after christmas)
• I climbed a fence. (after christmas before going back to school)
• It was Sum's first climbing a fence thingy experience
• We suprised Lorenzo by going to her house uninvited
• I fell behind her couch
• We planned our roadtrip
• Then I fell off Lorenzo's couch onto a plate
• Then off again onto a plug and a huge bear
• Then Kay joined me down there
• We bought a map for our roadtrip
• Our roadtrip is in 6 years and 120 days
• I have a countdown of it ^^^^^^
• I got a new darkstar skateboard!!!! :D (Actual picture above)
• Someone in my class said hoes instead of ores in science reading from a text book!

Thats pretty much it and pretty much all I can remember. I promise I will update every day.  Orrrrrrr every two days if I forget.