Monday, 24 September 2012

24/9/12

Highlights of today! Some good, some bad you pick!
  • It rained 
  • Sum had more energy drink and was hyper
  • She looked for Ted who wasn't even there
  • Everyone was calling Kay. "Carrots Lass" She'd kill me if I said the real name. 
  • She hit everyone who said it
  • Kay kicked Jog up the arse and her shoe fell of and one of the lads shouted:
  • "OOooo Sum just wishes Kay's foot was her face."
  • (I mean that doesn't even make sense writing that down. He said it really quiet as well so it would of been funnier.)
  • I looked like a div laughing at something that no one else had heard. 
  • I got locked out in the rain.
  • Lots of people were pushing Sum into Jog
  • Meaning she was beating the crap out of them
  • We 'queens chaired ' Sum outside trying to lock Sum and Jog out
  • Sum put her trousers on backwards in PE.
  • Sum got locked in the toilet cubical for 15-20 minuets
  • I went to kick the door and Kita pulled me back so I fell on my arse. 
  • A male teacher, two diner nannies and a female strict teacher had to help her get out. 
  • In English everyone found out that Sum fancies Jog.  So and the lads who played football came into our stairwell 
  • Sum put her hand on the door and it had yoghurt all over it  
  • In PE we covered Sum in Yoga Mats  when she was lying down 
  • They had fluff and dirt on obviously never used and we found a spider!
  • Sum shat herself            
  • We had a Science test
  • All you could here were people sniffing with runny noses
  • Bitch please! I just got a bit better.
  • Science is a chemical reaction full of illnesses 
  • See what I did there? No? Yes? 
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1 comment:

  1. this made me laugh my ass off! It was funny when my shoe came off :') and im not bothered you can call me spuddys lass on here but only if you are saying thats what people were calling me xD

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