27/9/12 & 28/9/12

27/9/12
Ok, I'm going to tell you some news that I haven't even told my mates yet. And I don't think I'm going too. In 2nd Lesson of GSCE PE. Our teacher said because it was raining we could stay in side. Our options were to either play netball in one of the courts only girls or basketball mixed (Lads and Lasses) Like the bell I am I picked Basketball being my favourite sport. Only to get whacked onto the whiteboard by this lad and nearly falling on top of him. So he fell on me then I got sandwiched between him and the wall.  I know what your thinking.
 
28/9/12 
BOO. Worse lessons today. Brief talk. ACTUALLY GOT PD HOMEWORK?!?!?! WTF! Someone called our math teacher 4 eyes.Kay made us sit on the grass when it was wet and they got mud on their blazers and I didn't. Also I think Kay likes Jog. She flirts with him all the time. And today she wanted to watch the lads playing football. I think she just wanted to watch him. Just my opinion.
 

25/9/12 & 26/9/12

25/9/12
Double science do I need to say any more? Than crap.
 
26/9/12
So I had PE first and I don't usually work in it. Just motivate people. I couldn't lift number 5. Now I see why Sum couldn't do it. We did mess on though. Sum acting like oompa loompa on the weights. I was a leapfrog.

24/9/12

Highlights of today! Some good, some bad you pick!

• It rained 
• Sum had more energy drink and was hyper
• She looked for Ted who wasn't even there
• Everyone was calling Kay. "Carrots Lass" She'd kill me if I said the real name. 
• She hit everyone who said it
• Kay kicked Jog up the arse and her shoe fell of and one of the lads shouted:
• "OOooo Sum just wishes Kay's foot was her face."
• (I mean that doesn't even make sense writing that down. He said it really quiet as well so it would of been funnier.)
• I looked like a div laughing at something that no one else had heard. 
• I got locked out in the rain.
• Lots of people were pushing Sum into Jog
• Meaning she was beating the crap out of them
• We 'queens chaired ' Sum outside trying to lock Sum and Jog out
• Sum put her trousers on backwards in PE.
• Sum got locked in the toilet cubical for 15-20 minuets
• I went to kick the door and Kita pulled me back so I fell on my arse. 
• A male teacher, two diner nannies and a female strict teacher had to help her get out. 
• In English everyone found out that Sum fancies Jog.  So and the lads who played football came into our stairwell 
• Sum put her hand on the door and it had yoghurt all over it  
• In PE we covered Sum in Yoga Mats  when she was lying down 
• They had fluff and dirt on obviously never used and we found a spider!
• Sum shat herself            
• We had a Science test
• All you could here were people sniffing with runny noses
• Bitch please! I just got a bit better.
• Science is a chemical reaction full of illnesses 
• See what I did there? No? Yes? 
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22/9/12 & 23/9/12

22/9/12
Ill. Sneezing all day!!!

23/9/12
Still ill. Still sneezing. I have slept the ear-ache off though. My sister Sarah and her fiancée Micky came to my mams to drop me back to Sunderland. We went in Micky's ATS van. It was funny because Sarah says he cant drive and calls him a ding. Then he calls her a dongle. Their relationships absolute class. They never call each other soppy names like babe or love. That's the relationship I would want. I took him the back road way (the way Sarah screamed at because he nearly went into a car) Hehe. When I got out the car he beeped the horn to scare me. Then these bunch of lads walked by (that go to my school) and Mick shouted:
"JAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY which one of them do you like????"  Do I really have to go to school tomorrow?

Last Night & 21/9/12

Last Night
Went to the songy thing whatever its called played on the s'rooms. Until La came on. Hahaha I'm keeping her to that video I took of her. Going to show it at her wedding because I'm her friend and also a blackmailer.
 
Friday
Boring school. Then went to my mams and played hide and sneak and lost my voice because of the people I sit with in science have passed a infection to me

20/9/12

At dinner there was this fight between us and a bunch of  year 9's. Bitch please were older. I won't go into the situations why because Ana made me promise sorry. But I can tell you what happened. We were hanging around the stairs not sitting though because it had been raining. Then these Year 9 chav's came over and shouting at Soe. Sum was making it seem light by clapping like a seal. Ted and Bag carried on there normal routine of hitting each other on the head with a bottle. But Ted was watching the Year 9's and the bottle hit his head and we were all in fits. The Year 9's were like
"Wot?! I'm like too fick to understand!" Well, thats what I heard anyway. Some of that sentence is true. It all ended up with Sum showing her boxers and getting called a bell end. En o good

19/9/12

Its National Talk Like A Pirate. Sum said on twitter that we should be pirates.

She was the captin and I was the first mate hence my costume. (baby on left) So we had PE first and I was in a group with Sum. She was on the weight lifting ones. She got encouraged by me shouting
"Push!! You nearly done it one more push!" It sounded like she was giving birth. At break we all got split up by my RE teacher because we were making a lot of noise and swearing. At dinner though me and Sum sat outside on the steps she was chasing her packet.
 
Then this teacher came out who's really strict about eating food outside so I stuffed my lunchbox in my bag. Sum did the same. When she took it out (when the teacher had gone back in) she had forgotten that she'd opened her yoghurt. It was all over and we didn't have any wipes so she used papers. So when the lads came out she said it looked like something. Guess? Then they said:
"Yes because you would know Sum, when Jog was doing you up the arse."
Then the others came out and someone decided to put my bag up a tree. But they didn't know I could climb.

Then they put Sum's lunchbox as well and because I'm her first mate I got it down for her.

Then Sum and Kay drank some energy drink and I chased Sum across the field. Then I had English, Kay was really hyper she got moved from her seat for talking, too my table, then got sent outside for talking to me. I mean shouting.