Friday 28 September 2012

27/9/12 & 28/9/12

27/9/12
Ok, I'm going to tell you some news that I haven't even told my mates yet. And I don't think I'm going too. In 2nd Lesson of GSCE PE. Our teacher said because it was raining we could stay in side. Our options were to either play netball in one of the courts only girls or basketball mixed (Lads and Lasses) Like the bell I am I picked Basketball being my favourite sport. Only to get whacked onto the whiteboard by this lad and nearly falling on top of him. So he fell on me then I got sandwiched between him and the wall.  I know what your thinking.
 
28/9/12 
BOO. Worse lessons today. Brief talk. ACTUALLY GOT PD HOMEWORK?!?!?! WTF! Someone called our math teacher 4 eyes.Kay made us sit on the grass when it was wet and they got mud on their blazers and I didn't. Also I think Kay likes Jog. She flirts with him all the time. And today she wanted to watch the lads playing football. I think she just wanted to watch him. Just my opinion.
 

25/9/12 & 26/9/12

25/9/12
Double science do I need to say any more? Than crap.
 
26/9/12
So I had PE first and I don't usually work in it. Just motivate people. I couldn't lift number 5. Now I see why Sum couldn't do it. We did mess on though. Sum acting like oompa loompa on the weights. I was a leapfrog.

Monday 24 September 2012

24/9/12

Highlights of today! Some good, some bad you pick!
  • It rained 
  • Sum had more energy drink and was hyper
  • She looked for Ted who wasn't even there
  • Everyone was calling Kay. "Carrots Lass" She'd kill me if I said the real name. 
  • She hit everyone who said it
  • Kay kicked Jog up the arse and her shoe fell of and one of the lads shouted:
  • "OOooo Sum just wishes Kay's foot was her face."
  • (I mean that doesn't even make sense writing that down. He said it really quiet as well so it would of been funnier.)
  • I looked like a div laughing at something that no one else had heard. 
  • I got locked out in the rain.
  • Lots of people were pushing Sum into Jog
  • Meaning she was beating the crap out of them
  • We 'queens chaired ' Sum outside trying to lock Sum and Jog out
  • Sum put her trousers on backwards in PE.
  • Sum got locked in the toilet cubical for 15-20 minuets
  • I went to kick the door and Kita pulled me back so I fell on my arse. 
  • A male teacher, two diner nannies and a female strict teacher had to help her get out. 
  • In English everyone found out that Sum fancies Jog.  So and the lads who played football came into our stairwell 
  • Sum put her hand on the door and it had yoghurt all over it  
  • In PE we covered Sum in Yoga Mats  when she was lying down 
  • They had fluff and dirt on obviously never used and we found a spider!
  • Sum shat herself            
  • We had a Science test
  • All you could here were people sniffing with runny noses
  • Bitch please! I just got a bit better.
  • Science is a chemical reaction full of illnesses 
  • See what I did there? No? Yes? 
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22/9/12 & 23/9/12

22/9/12
Ill. Sneezing all day!!!

23/9/12
Still ill. Still sneezing. I have slept the ear-ache off though. My sister Sarah and her fiancĂ©e Micky came to my mams to drop me back to Sunderland. We went in Micky's ATS van. It was funny because Sarah says he cant drive and calls him a ding. Then he calls her a dongle. Their relationships absolute class. They never call each other soppy names like babe or love. That's the relationship I would want. I took him the back road way (the way Sarah screamed at because he nearly went into a car) Hehe. When I got out the car he beeped the horn to scare me. Then these bunch of lads walked by (that go to my school) and Mick shouted:
"JAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY which one of them do you like????"  Do I really have to go to school tomorrow?

Last Night & 21/9/12

Last Night
Went to the songy thing whatever its called played on the s'rooms. Until La came on. Hahaha I'm keeping her to that video I took of her. Going to show it at her wedding because I'm her friend and also a blackmailer.
 
Friday
Boring school. Then went to my mams and played hide and sneak and lost my voice because of the people I sit with in science have passed a infection to me