Saturday 25 August 2012

25/8/12


You...what have you done? templateWoke up at 12:30 wanting my dinner because Robert  (my brother) came in clashing the door waking me up. Mia (my niece) was crying because Angie (my sis) wasnt picking up her phone and she wasn't in from last night. And she was supposed to be taking her to a party in 15 minuets and that's how long it took to get there. Robert said he was going to footie or he would of took her. The problem was he couldn't stay with her. So unfortunately I was volunteered to stay with her. Who asked me? I just wanted my dinner! So my mam put it into a container for me to take in the car. Useless though because when I got outside I dropped it.  Robert finished footie at 4 so he said to ring him when the party's finished. It was at Tweddle farm. We went into the indoor play area. Then got bags of food to feed the animals. Bottle feed the lambs. Played on the outside area. Feed the outside animals. Tractor ride. I was bored. A 5 year old party? It was 4:30 so I rang Robert. When we got dropped of Oliver was there. Which is strange because that's Robert's son and he didn't come in for him. Until 2 hours later. Oliver's face when his dad Robert came in. Then they left to pick Olivers mam Louise up. 


Friday 24 August 2012

24/8/12

Hey Guys,
Woke up usual time just when my nephew Oliver  (11 month old) had arrived. My sister Angie, her daughter Mia, Me and Oliver went to the town to kill some time.
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Oliver was in his prawn. (I have just wrote prawn) (no! he was in his pram) (I just did it again delete delete) We went in Greggs and had pasty's. Angie had a bacon sandwich so Oliver was eating the bread he loved it. He kept taking his socks of too. We went home because we still had an hour before we had to pick Oliver's mam Louise up. Angie went to bed and I minded Oliver downstairs. Angie didnt go to bed last night so she was catching up with sleep why I was sharing a glass of water with my little man.
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The time was up and we went to pick Louise up from work. Oliver was dead happy shouting "Mammamama" Then pointed to Angie who was driving and said "Dada" We went to Louise and Robert's (my brother) house. I was holding Oliver and he jumped strait out of my arms onto the floor. He knew were he was. My brother was at work but Oliver was looking for him went crawling into the garden "Dadada?" went into the study. Went into the gym. No he was upset. Louise made sandwiches and we took our eyes of him for to seconds and he was up the forth stair shouting his dad again. He ate his sandwich getting it everywhere! Then we took him outside to play on his slide. Robert came home from work threw the cut in the back garden. You should of seen Oliver's face he was so happy.
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Then we all went inside and Oliver give Robert a nut (hitting his head with his head) (like rhino's)
(FACT: they do actually call us "the rhino family" we see each other and fight with our heads) (yes, you read right) It was really funny but then Oliver fell asleep on Robert. Stroking his blanket because he was very tired. So me, Angie and Mia left them. We had a pizza when we got home and I wrote my blogs. Eating pizza at the moment. Jealous?
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23/8/12

Mother of God templateHey Guys,
A lazy day today. Well nearly everyday's a lazy day with me! Woke up at 11:30 watched TV had some chips I made myself for dinner. Had to wait in for some parcels. BOOOO. Had to sign for them. God, why make the couch so far away from the front door. My niece came I made her steak pie but to be honest it wasn't very nice. Then at 8:00 my mother came in. With my nephew Oliver (11month old) and my brother Robert. He was really happy. (Oliver not Robert) which is because he had a sleep and just woke up. Then I went to bed and watched movie's.

22/8/12

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I did mostly what I did yesterday we went to the beach again. This time we took a picnic and ate it on our den in the rocks. It was really funny then we played hide and seek like little kids. Then raced back to our den. When we were walking back we did funny video's and put them on YouTube. Then again we went skate boarding. This is kind of a habit and I hope not all of my posts seem to be about that. Even though they are. So today for me was "not bad"

21/8/12

Hey Guys,
Went to the beach with our skateboards. Hung out on the rocks. Came in late.

Tuesday 21 August 2012

20/8/12


Went to the beach. Then skateboarding. The day was alright I mean when I got home I had to walk my 3 year old niece all the way to my sisters on the other side of Hartlepool. And Lexi just wanted to jump on peaches so we were very late. My sisters boyfriend is paving their back garden. It looks really nice so far. Sarah (my sis) asked me to fill the wheel barrow with sand that's in the private cut on the side of the house. I was knacked. Then had to walk all the way home again. When I FINALLY got in my mam had a crap dinner (or tea whatever YOU call it) So then my mates called and I went out. And my mother calls me lazy? Well I am maybe just a bit.


Monday 20 August 2012

19/8/12

Hey Guys,
My 50th Blog.

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Too bad.... I just sat in today and did nothing.
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 Well watched TV. Then went to the skate park.
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Sunday 19 August 2012

18/8/12

Hey Guys,
My mam was at work and my sister was at work. So I had the house to myself (well, if you don't count the dog Rye) I was just listening to music. I had strict instructions not to leave the house. Anyway at half 5 Toria (short for Victoria) my cousin came round my house because she works on my street. We sat in the house for a bit. Then Toria got US a lift to my older sister Sarah's house. Didn't I have strict instructions?
 Well my mam said I could go because it was my other sister Angie's birthday party. We were the first ones there. Jess (my sisters dog) was going crazy because the balloons were moving with the wind. Then my other cousin Sammy (short for Samantha) came in next with her little boy Rhys. Rhys was shy at first. But then he saw Jess and he was all over her. Sarah made Rhys some dinner (or tea whatever YOU call it) because he was going to be picked up soon. Then all at once 4 taxi's pulled up but not one of them was my sister Angie.
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 Then Louise (Olivers mam) came in with my brother Robert and Oliver (my nephew) but because it was girls only. They came in just to say Hi. Then went back into the car. He didnt like the noise or the music whichever (I mean my nephew didn't like the noise because he's only 10 months old I DIDN'T MEAN MY BRO) Everyone was there. Except the birthday girl. 
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Finally at 9pm she got there when we had all been there at 6pm. Lets just say first I was the youngest one there. The second youngest was 19 (Toria and Shelby) Highlights of the night!
1. Before Rhys left he was playing tig with the dog but the dog wasnt moving just standing.
2. He also got a giant snog after of the dog
3. Me, Toria and Shelby went to the shops Toria was asked for ID.
4. When we were coming back there was a car chase and they both got out ready to fight but the wimp ran inside there house. 
5. Aisbitt (Because there both called Victoria) never were's knickers to a party
6. Toria kept asking Aisbitt why she didnt.
7. They were all dared to drink the highest percentage vodka 
8. Aisbitt's throat was burning when she did.
9.Jess was running under peoples legs with a little pig from something called 'Timmy Time'
10. I had to keep out all the pictures
11.Because my niece didnt know I was going because she wanted to go but she is just 10!
12 They were putting them on facebook so she would of seen
13.Jess bed is under the the bar counter and Sarah had feed her egg maynoise.
14. She kept farting.
15. Unluckily we were standing next to the cage I'll upload the picture you can see my head slightly. 
16. The balloons were in the living room but we were all in the kitchen
Left: Everyone who wasn't scared of camera I was taking it.Right: You can see my head the edge of the picture good job my niece didnt see that! 
Sarah my sister is an excellent cake maker!
Left:  Shelby      Angie (My sis)        Middle: Louise                 Right: Paula   Sarah (My sis)
We ended outside most of the time... 
ALL THESE PICTURES ARE MINE EXCEPT THE COMIC CHARACTERS.
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17/8/12


Hey Guys,
Its really hard to type at the moment because Rye keeps jumping up and liking the keys. As always I'll try to keep it short. We minded Oliver till 12 then Louise picked him up. I sat in my bedroom the rest of the night. Crap, right??