When Life Hands You Lemons

...Give them back as they are not yours. Having a really bad time in my life here. I try not to show it and I hope I am a good actress. The only person that I talk to is Danny he gives me awesome advice. PS. Danny I did read your blog so stop asking!

                                           Wednesday

So I can't really remember when one day passes and another one ends. I know we did badminton and I was totally crap and got wrong for lying on the floor shouting "beat the bad in minton" I also got a 'mini detention' for not rolling my sleeves down. Apparently saying they 'flew up' does not count as an excuse.   Everyone has there own crap to deal with. 

Thursday

At least PE was fun. I was really crap at table tennis though. I had business somewhere in Thursday. Lorenzo saw my anger. Actually I just wrote that sentence and thought: Did she see my anger? Well she didn't say anything. And went on and on about how I should do some work. yada yada yada bore. 

Friday

So I had to go in Bag's and Tika's form for PD because my form teacher wasn't in on the morning. I ended up doing ALL the work whilst they talked about 1 direction. Then we hard boring lessons until ICT. I wished I sat in that seat all time I had a right laugh. Then I got home had a McDonalds and hung at Kay's house. 

5/11/12 & 6/11/12

5/11/12

We had an science exam today. I did fucking shit. Why can't they just put me in for the foundation. I know I'm going to fail after answering two parts of one question. There were 60 marks on it. Then Soe got head-butted  It all happened really fast. Soe's quite tall so this lass had to jump then whack her head. Which she failed at because she only hit her in the mouth. I was behind Soe when it happened and whilst Sum was screaming at this lass. I was looking at Soe's mouth. The gap between her two teeth was bleeding and her tongue was cut. I told her to go and see the teacher as she could choke on her own blood.
 

6/11/12

Oh no. I got kinda pissed of today on the news I heard. I would tell you but my mates are probably reading this so I won't mention it. And mine, Lorenzo's and Kay's science glass test tube smashed believe me I literally nearly crapped my pants as I was holding the other test tube and I NEARLY dropped that one but luckily I didn't. Although because I was the closest I got some glass in my hand. Note: thanks guys for making me clear it up nearly all by myself. Kay helped but Lorenzo did nothing. EEEEEESH

The 2nd 3rd & 4th Of Nov

 

2ND.
Went skateboarding all day today with my mates. Yes they got cocky and they pushed me off a couple of times. But that's our joke. We have races and its neck and neck and they give me a push on  my shoulder and I fall off. Quite funny actually.



3RD.
Went to the town. I fell over a shoe rack. Sydney said she cant take me anywhere when she said that I fell onto the escalator. The lads were laughing their arses off. As she was going on and on. Then we went into Primark just too see my sister.  It went a little something like:
Sis: What the hell are you doing here?
Me: Shoppin'
Sis: I picked this job because its one of the shops you dont like to come in
Me: I just missed you.
Sis: Course. Now get out.
Me: Say it nicely. (her manager coming towards us)
Sis: Thank-you for shopping at Primark -you bitch (the last part was in whispers) After that shop been really successful I went to see my other sister who works in Poundland.
Me: Yo sista (I don't know why I said it like that)
Sis: Tell your mam to lend me some money.
Me: (confused) But she's your mam too!
Sis: Yeh but she can be all yours when you come down.
Me: ugh. Can you say it now?
Sis: Oright would you like any of these chocolates on offer?
Me: No.
Sis: Here's your bag and thanks for coming to poundland have a nice day. I have my sisters well trained don't I?



                                                       4TH
My sister who works at poundland came over for her dinner with her fiancée Micky and their kid Lexi and her cabbage patch doll, Amy. We were watching F1 on the TV talking about what exam grades everyone got. When my sis butts in and says Micky's son, Josh is targeted for A*s. A very wrong time to be drinking at that moment. I literally spat all the drink out of my mouth in laughter.
Sis: Whats so funny?
Me: What? I mean. Nothing.
Sis: Say what you were going too say
Me: Erm. Just because I have low targets.

31/10/12 & 1/11/12

31/10/12

So today my sister Angie woke me up very early because today we minded my nephew Oliver and she wanted  needed my help. We took him to her mates. He was bored so I took him outside. He can now walk but he wanted to walk on the stones so I held his hand so he didn't fall. Then we took him to McDonald's. Then we took him to ASDA to pick up his mam. Then we went back to my mams house to get ready for the party. Nearly everyone from Hartlepool  goes to this party. We went trick or treating afterwards and as it was raining we walked from one side of the town to the other and were drenched. I was wearing converse and couldn't feel my feet!! At least we had 7 and a half carrier bags FULL of sweets we went back to my other sisters house. I pushed Oliver in his pram all the way there. I was knackered. When we finally got in we shared it out between us. AKA. We had no umbrella's or coats we were running into friends houses and taking their coats.

1/11/12

So it was a stay in ground day today. My niece came over and we had the house to our selves. Meaning the music was blasting.We were dancing crazily and doing dares. I had to stand on my head and say my name backwards. Well I'm writing this now and she's asleep of the couch with a mustache on  her face. Thats what she gets for putting crappy music on. Speaking of that I dont know how she sleeps through Blink-182 blasting.

 

29/10/12 & 30/10/12

29/10/12

So today it was a lazy day. I got to relax from all getting up early at the weekend.


30/10/12
So I got up really late then at quarter past 11 my dad picked me up from our house and took me to Hartlepool were he was going to be giving a driving test too my brothers girlfriend, Louise. So he dropped me off at ASDA because that's were my mam was with my sister and nephew, Oliver. Then we went to my mams house because I'm staying here all week. So my blogs are going to be less and less because you hardly get any peace in this house to write them. I'm always out with my friends, getting pizza's, minding kids or walking the dog. Which is a lot for me because as you see from my blogs I don't do much. Because I am a lazy arse.

27/10/12 & 28/10/12

27/10/12

I had to get up really early whilst all you were cuddled in bed and get a national holidays bus to Birmingham. It was worth it though. I listened to my Ipod all the way down to the new album of Blink 182 I just bought. We stopped twice on the way once to go to Burger King and the other in central Birmingham were I went to this awesome shop called David & Goliath. Then we got back on the bus and after forty five minuets we got to our hotel which was really nice. We went out strait away to the pool, Jacuzzi, sauna, stream room and plunge pool. I was in the steam room for more than 10 minuets then went jumped into the plunge pool which is like ice and -24 degrees. Then we went down for our meals which was a 3 course. It was amazing!!!

28/10/12

Top gear today. We had a giant awesome breakfast. Then the coach picked us up and we were nearly the first ones in the NEC. We got to sit on the seats were they presented I sat in Richard Hammond's seat. Then we went around the stalls for a bit and saw the Lamborghini's, Aston Martins and the Ferrari's . We had to eat early because our show was at 12pm. So we got food in the NEC. Then lined up. It was a long wait in the queue and you could by merchandise whilst you wait but it was completely worth it. After the two hour live show we looked at the last of the stalls and cars and had to board our bus. It was a long journey back but Blink 182 got me through it and the 10 minuet stop we had everyone from our bus ran to the toilets but I wanted to eat so I cruised too the long queue and got back on the bus just in time. My dad and all the other passengers were staring at my food. Hahahaha ALL MINE

25/10/12 & 26/10/12

25/10/12

Last day of term... YEY. I was really pissed off today at dinner. We'd eaten and we were outside as usual. Then Kay calls me "Danny's lass' and I'm getting pure pissed off with everyone saying that,
1. Because he's my mate.
2. Because I've known him since I was 3-4
3. This is why I don't find him attractive
4. He's going out with Sydney.
5. UGH.
Then Soe said something about Josh and I was away from them. Soe was apologising in English but for fact I couldn't give a shit.

26/10/12

So its Tika's not birthday town thingy mingy today. It was pretty crap. Sorry, but we didn't do anything crazy and I just bought a shit load of stuff I didn't need on my debit card. And ate like a pig. She also said to meet up at 11:00 at this big store. So I had to tell my other friends to leave. But she didn't turn up until 11:45!